Nothing Succeeds Like - Failure.

I Still Remember The Entire Boy Scout Motto. I Don't Remember The Serial Number Of My Gun In The Army. I Don't Remember The Number Of My Locker In School. But I Remember That Boy Scout Code.

I Love Doubleheaders. That Way I Get To Keep My Uniform On Longer.

The Difference Between The Impossible And The Possible Lies In A Man's Determination.

Bruce Benedict Is So Slow He'd Finish Third In A Race With A Pregnant Woman.

There Are Three Types Of Baseball Players: Those Who Make It Happen, Those Who Watch It Happen And Those Who Wonder What Happens.