Now He's Miserable And Depressed.

For Those Of You Haven't Read The Book, It's Being Published Tomorrow

Vote Labor And You Build Castles In The Air. Vote Conservative And You Can Live In Them.

When A Man Is Tired Of New York He Is Tired Of Work. And Thought. And Cheesecake.

Television Is An Invention That Permits You To Be Entertained In Your Living Room By People You Wouldn't Have In Your Home.

Having One Child Makes You A Parent; Having Two You Are A Referee.