Television Is An Invention That

This Is What Has To Be Remembered About The Law: Beneath That Cold, Harsh, Impersonal Exterior There Beats A Cold, Harsh, Impersonal Heart.

Television Is An Invention That Permits You To Be Entertained In Your Living Room By People You Wouldn't Have In Your Home.

Now He's Miserable And Depressed.

There Have Been Many Definitions Of Hell, But For The English The Best Definition Is That It Is The Place Where The Germans Are The Police, The Swedish Are The Comedians, The Italians Are The Defense Force, Frenchmen Dig The Roads, The Belgians Are The Pop Singers, The Spanish Run The Railways, The Turks Cook The Food, The Irish Are The Waiters, The Greeks Run The Government, And The Common Language Is Dutch.

Having One Child Makes You A Parent; Having Two You Are A Referee.