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I Think The People I Talk About Are Generally So Stupid That They Don't Even Know I'm Saying Bad Things About Them. I've Run Into Paris Hilton And She's Like, Oh, I Love Your Show. And I'm Like, You Can't Love My Show If You Can Hear.

I Can't Be Skinny All The Time. I Like To Drink And I Like To Eat. I Like Burgers And Bagels.

My Life And My Legs Have Been An Open Book.

But Then, Like George Michael In A Men's Bathroom, I Got Cocky.

A Lot Of People Think That Keying A Car Isn't The Right Way To Get Back At A Guy. I Disagree.