Off-camera, I Sound Like Perry

I Can't Even Find Someone For A Platonic Relationship, Much Less The Kind Where Someone Wants To See Me Naked.

I'm Eventually Gonna Take The Daryl Hannah Parts.

I'd Make Jack Benny Look Like A Philanthropist.

With The Internet, If You Erase Something It Just Means You Have To Spend Another Half-minute To Find It.

I Would Show Up At A Party For Al Qaeda If You Said There's Going To Be A Dinner.