Often Times I'm Confronted With

It's Tough For Me To Get Rid Of Clothes. I Grew Up In A Household With A Limited Budget And We Really Had To Make Our Nice Clothes Last, And So Now I'll Get Free Pairs Of Shoes And This, That And The Other And I'll Be Like, 'oh Great!'; Even Though It Stresses Me Out That I Don't Have Enough Room To Put Them, I Can't Throw Them Away.

No Matter How Much You Screw Up Your Life, You Can Fix It.

I've Always Wanted To Sail Around The World In A Handmade Boat. And I Built A Boat. I Had A Boat Built For Me, I Mean, And My Second Day Out To Sea I Realized That (a) I'm Not A Sailor, And (b) I Have No Knowledge Of Basic Navigation.

Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, You Write On Walls And You Get Poked By People You Don't Know

I Was Never A Class Clown Or Anything Like That, But I Do Remember Being In The First Grade And My Teacher, Mr. Chad, Told The Class One Day That We Were Going To Do Some Exercises. He Meant Math Exercises, But I Stood Up And Started Doing Jumping Jacks. To This Day, I Don't Know What Possessed Me To Do That, But All My Friends Cracked Up.