Oh Lord, It's Hard To

I Was Out On The Golf Course, A Guy Came Riding Out In A Golf Cart And Said, Did You Know That Elvis Died? And I Just Said, Well, There You Go. It Was Like I Had Kinda Been Expecting It.

Baby, Baby, Don't Get Hooked On Me, Cause I'll Just Use You Then I'll Set You Free.

Oh Lord, It's Hard To Be Humble When Your Perfect In Every Way. I Can't Wait To Look In The Mirror, Cause I Get Better Looking Each Day.

I Had Always Wanted To Write A Song Called 'the Vicious Circle'. I Always Thought It Was Like, The Kids Are Born There, They Grow Up There, They Die There.

Before You Went To Work This Morning In The City, Did You Spend Some Time With Your Family? Did You Kiss Your Wife And Tell Her That She's Pretty?