On The Keyboard Of Life,

I Can't Bring Myself To Believe In A God With A Personality Like My Own. I Base That On The Paucity Of Lightning Attacks On People Who Deserve It.

Your Best Work Involves Timing. If Someone Wrote The Best Hip Hop Song Of All Time In The Middle Ages, He Had Bad Timing.

Why Aren't You Signed Up For The 401k? I'd Never Be Able To Run That Far.

Most Success Springs From An Obstacle Or Failure.

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