One Day I May Be

Sometimes It's Just 'oh My God, I Love The Taste Of Fried Oysters On French Bread With Mayonnaise And An Order Of French Fries.' I'm Not Going To Lie To You - I Deal With That Temptation Every Single Day, Many Times.

If Your Oxygen Mask Drops Down, It's Time To Take A Breather!

There's A List Of Foods I Can't Have In The House. Peanut Butter, Can't Have That In The House. Potato Chips, Can't Have That In The House. Random Little Small Mini Candy Bars, Don't Even Think About It. I Just Have To Watch Everything. I Have To Stay Between 1500 And 1600 Calories A Day. That's It.

It's Not Nice To Make Fun Of People With Issues.

My Nickname Is Dickie Jukebox. I Own Thousands And Thousands And Thousands Of Songs.