One Day I May Be

You Know, If Your Parents Didn't Have You, They'd Be Living In A Nicer Home, Driving A Mercedes-benz, With Money In The Bank And A Boat. But Noooooo. They Had To Have You! You've Got To Give Back!

If You Don't Love Your Mother You Go Straight To Hell.

I Spent My Childhood Eating. The Only Exercise I Got Was Trying To Twist Off The Cap Of A Jar Of Mayonnaise.

Back In The 70s And 80s, Women Felt The Discrimination Of Being Overweight. And Now 35% Of The Letters I Receive Are From Men.

After I Talk To So Many People Who Are So Unhappy About Their Weight And So Depressed That They Don't See Any Rainbows In Their Life, After I Talk To About 30 Of Those, Then I Try To Walk Away And Pet My Dog, Just Do Something That Makes Me Happy.