One Thing I've Never Said

I Think One Of The Big Things About Comedy Is The Ability For The Audience To Identify.

The Other Day My House Caught Fire. My Lawyer Said, "shouldn't Be A Problem. What Kind Of Coverage Do You Have?" I Said, "fire And Theft." The Lawyer Frowned. "uh Oh. Wrong Kind. Should Be Fire Or Theft."

A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They Tried To Kill Us, We Won, Let's Eat!

Let's Face It: It's Difficult Enough To Be Funny Without Worrying About What Is Going To Offend Whom.

As Life's Pleasures Go, Food Is Second Only To Sex. Except For Salami And Eggs. Now That's Better Than Sex, But Only If The Salami Is Thickly Sliced.