Only Fools Are Positive.

Every Time You Think, You Weaken The Nation.

I'll Squeeze The Cider Out Of Your Adam's Apple.

I Used To Stand Outside The Theater Knowing The Truant Officer Was Looking For Me. I Would Stand There 'til Someone Came Along And Then Ask Them To Buy My Ticket.

Keep Laughing. As Long As You’re Laughing You Still Have Hope.

Only Fools Are Positive.