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I Have A Perfect Cure For A Sore Throat: Cut It.

When An Actor Comes To Me And Wants To Discuss His Character, I Say, 'it's In The Script.' If He Says, 'but What's My Motivation?, ' I Say, 'your Salary.'

In Films Murders Are Always Very Clean. I Show How Difficult It Is And What A Messy Thing It Is To Kill A Man.

A Good Film Is When The Price Of The Dinner, The Theatre Admission And The Babysitter Were Worth It.

Television Has Brought Back Murder Into The Home - Where It Belongs.