Paddy Was In The Delivery

I’m Actually Pale Blue: It Takes Me A Week Of Sunbathing To Turn White.

For Me, It's About The Desire To Win. My Audience Becomes A Crowd Of Wild Animals And I Have To Be The Lion-tamer Or Be Eaten.

I'd Always Been Scared Of People With Tertiary Education And High Intellects In Case They Found Me Wanting. I Thought They Viewed Me As Just A Welder Who Knew A Few Jokes.

If Jesus Was A Jew, How Come He Has A Mexican First Name?

Politically Correct Is The Language Of Cowardice.