If Jesus Was A Jew,

I Think Age Is Terribly Overrated. You're Okay As Long As You Don't Grow Up. By All Means Grow Old, But Don't Mature. Remain Childlike, Retain Wonder, The Ability To Be Flabbergasted By Something.

I Don't Understand Art-speak. My Pictures Are Big Doodles. I'm Amazed What People Come Up With When They Look At Them. There's One Of A Figure With Two Heads That Somebody Thought Must Be A Comment On The State Of Matrimony. None Of It Is A Comment On Anything.

I Don't Aim To Offend.

Life Is Supposed To Be Fun. It's Not A Job Or Occupation. We're Here Only Once And We Should Have A Bit Of A Laugh.

I Used To Be A Folk Singer, But I Was... Dreadful. I Had A Voice Like A Goose Farting In The Fog.