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Of Course Building A Kitchen Makes All The Symmetric Sense In The World Because Everybody's Burning Calories At 120 Beats A Minute. You Could Even Register It On A Graph At The Dj Booth. "how Fast Are They Burning Calories, Sir?" "126 A Minute." "are You Sure?" "oh, I'm Very Sure." You Can Meter That Out.

If You Put A Van Halen Album In Your Record Collection, It Will Melt All The Rest Of Your Records.

Somebody Asked Me The Question Not Too Long Ago: 'dave, Do You Think The Music Business Has Turned Corrupt.' I Said: 'absolutely Not - It Has Always Been Corrupt.'

I'm A Family Oriented Guy; I've Personally Started Four Or Five This Year.

On Parties It's Not About Who You Are. The Real Reason To Which A Party Revolves Is How Good You Look.