80 Percent Of The Balls

I'm In No Condition To Drive...wait! I Shouldn't Listen To Myself, I'm Drunk!

Ninety Percent Of Putts That Are Short, Don't Go In.

I Was In The Invasion Of Normandy In Southern France.

I Guess I've Got A Smart Wife.

You Have To Give 100 Percent In The First Half Of The Game. If That Isn't Enough, In The Second Half, You Have To Give What's Left.