Pigs Are Smarter Than Dogs,

For Me, Comedy Is A Day-to-day Report On The Human Condition. It's What's Happening Right Now. I Get Maybe 20 Minutes Of My Act Straight From The Newspaper.

Here Is What Is Needed For Occupy Wall Street To Become A Force For Change: A Clear, And Clearly Expressed, Objective. Or Two.

My Family Was Totally Non-religious. There Was No Question We Were Jewish, But We Were Not Observant.

I Personally Cannot Tell You How Many Times We Rescuers Put Our Names On Animals To Come To Us As Soon As They Are Eligible For Release, Only To Find They Have Been Senselessly Killed By Overzealous Pound Workers.

I Can Tell By Your Eye Shadow, You're From Brooklyn, Right? . . . Me Too. My Mother Has Plastic Covers On All The Furniture. Even The Poodle. Looked Like A Barking Hassock Walking Down The Street.