Players Lose You Games, Not

You Don't Want Roast Beef And Yorkshire Every Night And Twice On Sunday.

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.

The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was Kenny Burns.

We Used To Go To The Pictures Every Saturday Night But We Had To Leave A Little Bit Early And Get Home And Watch Match Of The Day - And My Wife Still Complains She Missed The Last Five Minutes Of Every Film We Saw.

We Had A Good Team On Paper. Unfortunately, The Game Was Played On Grass.