The Ugliest Player I Ever

The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was Kenny Burns.

We Had A Good Team On Paper. Unfortunately, The Game Was Played On Grass.

Telling The Entire World And His Dog How Good A Manager I Was. I Knew I Was The Best But I Should Have Said Nowt And Kept The Pressure Off 'cos They'd Have Worked It Out For Themselves.

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.

I Wouldn't Say I Was The Best Manager In The Business. But I Was In The Top One.