Please Don't Stand Up On

I See The Beatles Have Arrived From England. They Were 40 Pounds Overweight - And That Was Just Their Hair.

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.

I Knew The President Would Run For Reelection In 1984. Why Not? Actors Love Sequels ... And Returns.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.