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I Still Believe In The Holy Trinity, Except Now It's Target, Trader Joe's, And Ikea.

Everyone Who Reads Me Is Someone I'd Like To Hang Out With.

Ambien Might Have Mentally Just Tossed My Salad. With Croutons.

Were I Forced To Describe This Woman In One Word, That Word Would Be...herpes.

The Living Room Is A Monument To My Impulsive Spending Habits. I've Got More Than Two Hundred Dvds, Including Cinematic Greats Such As Monkey Bone, Corkey Romano, And A Night At The Roxbury, Leading Me To Believe Not Only Do I Have Awful Taste In Films, But I Also Have A Chris Kattan Fixation. What I Don't Have Is $4000 Earing Intrest In A Money Market Account.