Politics, It Seems To Me,

Adolescence Isn't A Period; It's A Coma.

The Hand Is Quicker Than The Eye Is, But Somewhat Slower Than The Fly Is.

How I Love To Get A Letter! I Can Think Of Nothing Better Than Perusing An Epistolary Item. But Deep Is My Despondence, For I've Found That Correspondence Means That If You Want To Get 'em, You Must Write 'em!

Shake And Shake The Catsup Bottle None Will Come And Then A Lot'll.

That Money Talks, I'll Not Deny, I Heard It Once: It Said, 'goodbye'.