Pound Notes Are The Best

One Drink Is To Many For Me And A Thousand Not Enough.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

Scream At God If That's The Only Thing That Will Get Results.

The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.