President Bush Is Trying To

This Is So Weird. I Saw The New John Kerry Campaign Commercial And He Says, 'i'm John Kerry And I Approve Of This Message - If I Have One.'

I Pride Myself On Being Down-to-earth. I’m From The Midwest. People Who Go Into Show Business Are Screwed Up. I Romanticized About Having A Serene Life.

Boeing Is Working On An Invisible Fighter Jet So Nobody Can See Who's Flying It. Didn't George Bush Fly This In The National Guard, I Believe?

John Kerry Will Be The Democratic Nominee For President. Democrats Finally Found Someone Who Is Al Gore Without The Flash And The Sizzle.

Here In California, One Candidate For Governor Is A 100-year-old Woman. She's Going Door-to-door And Asking One Simple Question - 'do I Live Here?'