President Ford Used Humor A

I Feel That If God Had Really Wanted Us To Have Enough Oil, He Would Never Have Given Us A Department Of Energy.

Humor Is The Most Honest Of Emotions. Applause For A Speech Can Be Insincere, But With Humor, If The Audience Doesn't Like It There's No Faking It.

A Sigh Is An Amplifier For People Who Suffer In Silence.

Individuality' Is The Key To Success.

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!