Publishing A Volume Of Verse

It Has Been My Observation And Experience, And That Of My Family, That Nothing Human Works Out Well.

Man Cannot Be Uplifted; He Must Be Seduced Into Virtue

The Female Of All Species Are Most Dangerous When They Appear To Retreat.

By The Time A Bartender Knows What Drink A Man Will Have Before He Orders, There Is Little Else About Him Worth Knowing.

Yes, He's Got All Them Different Kinds Of Thoroughbred Blood In Him, And He's Got Other Kinds You Ain't Mentioned And That You Ain't Slick Enough To See.