Quite Obviously A Cat Trusts

The Average Cooking In The Average Hotel For The Average Englishman Explains To A Large Extent The English Bleakness And Taciturnity. Nobody Can Beam And Warble While Chewing Pressed Beef Smeared With Diabolical Mustard. Nobody Can Exult Aloud While Ungluing From His Teeth A Quivering Tapioca Pudding.

Quite Obviously A Cat Trusts Human Beings; But She Doesn't Trust Another Cat Because She Knows Better Than We Do.

A Guy Wanted The Vet To Cut His Dog's Tail Off. The Vet Asked Why. Well, My Mother In Law Is Visiting Next Month And I Want To Eliminate Any Possible Indication That She Is Welcome.

A Short Life Is Better For Mankind, For A Long Life Would Deprive Man Of His Optimism.

It Was A Great Thing To Be A Human Being. It Was Something Tremendous. Suddenly I'm Conscious Of A Million Sensations Buzzing In Me Like Bees In A Hive. Gentlemen, It Was A Great Thing.