Reality Is An Illusion That

Attitude Is More Important Than The Past, Than Education, Than Money, Than Circumstances, Than What People Do Or Say. It Is More Important Than Appearance, Giftedness, Or Skill.

I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.

Smile First Thing In The Morning. Get It Over With.

I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.