Remember, Only A Policeman Is

Doctors Say It's Okay To Have Sex After A Heart Attack, Provided You Close The Ambulance Door.

Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When We Get Up In The Morning, We Don't Kiss; We Touch Gloves.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.