Ringo Isn't The Best Drummer

I Am Cursed With A Right Leg That Arouses The Desire Of Any Male Dog That Happens To Be Passing. I Used To Think That This Only Happened To Me But I've Discovered That Many People Have The Same Problem. They Have A Femme Fatale Limb.

Ringo Isn't The Best Drummer In The World. He Isn't Even The Best Drummer In The Beatles

I Have To Confess Here That I Am A Useless Cook.

Happiness To Me Is Simply Not Being Unhappy.

I Have That Working Class Fear Of Having Nothing. I've Always Got One Eye On What's In The Bank.