Saw A Man In Whole

Words Matter. Especially Ones With Four Letters.

If You're Hanging Out With Two Negative People, Do They Equal One Positive Person?

My Haircutter Figured Out I Whine Less If I'm Under General Anesthesia. I Just Hope When I Awaken They Haven't Given Me A Brazilian Wax.

Everyone I Love I Pay.

I Am Stressed Because Once I Am Flattened Out So Thin To Be Able To Slide Under A Doorway, I May Never Be Able To Ever Be Unflattened So I Could Be Regular Sized Again.