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One Legged Chickens, I Know, Are The Least Apt To Scratch A Garden.

Liberty, Like Chastity, Once Lost, Can Never Be Regained In Its Original Purity.

There Are People Who Are Always Anticipating Trouble, And In This Way They Manage To Enjoy Many Sorrows That Never Really Happen To Them.

I Do Not Know Of A Better Cure For Sorrow Than To Pity Somebody Else.

Society Is Composed Of Slow Christians And Wide-awake Sinners.