Sex Appeal Is Not On

Lust Is The Sin That Gets Me Excited. Luckily, Because I'm Married, I Also Get Really Good Jewelry Out Of It.

With A Parent, It's Always Guilt. You Want To Be There, But You Kind Of Also Want To Be Here.

I Don't Date Rock 'n' Rollers. I Just Marry Them.

Sex Appeal Is Not On Purpose.

I Think I've Always Been Good So God Wouldn't Strike Me Dead.