She Just Kept Hitting Me

She Just Kept Hitting Me In The Head With Her Fists, Over, And Over And Over.

She'd Hit Me Before But Never Over And Over And Over And Over Into The Head.

But When Alcohol Comes In, Start Running. Because There's A Demon There, And It Goes Back To Her Childhood.

She Got The Magazine On A Wednesday Morning, And On Thursday Announced Our Marriage Was Over.

If You're A Man, You Don't Have To Worry About Your Manliness.