She Wasn't Just Beautiful. She

Twin Miracles Of Mascara, Her Eyes Looked Like The Corpses Of Two Small Crows That Had Crashed Into A Chalk Cliff.

Jimmy Connors Likes The Ball To Come At Him In A Straight Line, So That He Can Hit It Back In Another Straight Line. When It Comes To Him In A Curve, He Uses Up Half Of His Energy Straightening It Up Again.

It's My Mission To Tell The Australians From Abroad In My Work That Australia Is A Wonderful Place.

Stop Worrying, Nobody Gets Out Of This World Alive.

Disco Dancing Is Just The Steady Thump Of A Giant Moron Knocking In An Endless Nail.