So All My Friends Have

In My Political Philosophy - Which Is Definitely More Socialist Democrat Than Centrist Politician Like Hillary Clinton - I Think Regulation For Banks And Those Platforms That Bernie Sanders Had Are Good For The Whole Of America.

You Have To Have Some Level Of Attachment, You Can Still Have Passion And Believe But It Has To Be Softened Somewhat.

As Far As Just My Stand-up Is Concerned, I Don't Care About Changing Anyone's Mind. I'm Not Making An Argument. I'm A Guy Doing Comedy.

I Still Think That, Hopefully, You're Not Ahead Of The Jokes, And I Think That Has Value. There Is A Punchline And It's Pointed - And, Again, Whether You Think It's Funny Or Not, That's Subjective.

All My Friends Are Always Telling Me How Hard It Is To Have Kids. 'oh, David, It's So Hard.' That's Not Hard. I'll Tell You What Hard Is. Try Talking Your Girlfriend Into Her Third Consecutive Abortion. Yeah, That's Hard, That Takes Finesse. You're Just Inconvenienced.