So Long, Mom I'm Off

I Know That There Are People Who Do Not Love Their Fellow Man, And I Hate People Like That!

And Although I'm All For Freedom Of Expression And Against Censorship, There Are Certain Things I'm Not Willing To Go To Jail For.

If I See A Movie Star In The Department Store Buying Something, I'll Kind Of Sidle Up And See What They're Saying, What They Look Like, How They Sound. That's An Invasion Of Privacy.

You Cant Be Satirical And Not Be Offensive To Somebody.

I've Heard It Quoted That I Was Dead. You Can't Believe Anything You Read. That Was Just An Off-hand Remark Somebody Picked Up, And Now It's Been Quoted And Quoted, And Therefore Misquoted.