You Cant Be Satirical And

I Recall This Sergeant's Informing Me And My "room-mates" Of This Rather Deplorable Fact The Army Didn't Have Any Official, Excuse Me, Didn't Have No Official Song And Suggested That We Work On This In Our Copious Free Time.

Base Eight Is Just Like Base Ten Really, If You're Missing Two Fingers.

I Don't Want To Satirise George Bush And His Puppeteers, I Want To Vaporise Them.

There's Ten Stuffed Heads In My Trophy Room Right Now, Two Game Wardens, Seven Hunters, And A Cow.

Well, You Ask A Silly Question, And You Get A Silly Answer.