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I Feel That If God Had Really Wanted Us To Have Enough Oil, He Would Never Have Given Us A Department Of Energy.

You Wouldn't Want Alan Greenspan To Write The Instructions For Assembling A Beach Chair.

Have You Noticed When You Go On A Diet, The First Thing You Lose Is Your Temper.

We're Supposed To Take Our Problems To A Family Adviser. Personally, I've Never Met A Family Adviser. They're All Off Somewhere Listening To Dirty Stories.

When We Laugh We Temporarily Give Ourselves Over To The Person Who Makes Us Laugh.