Some People Are So Sensitive

Some People Pay A Compliment As If They Expected A Receipt.

The Fellow That Calls You 'brother' Usually Wants Something That Doesn't Belong To Him.

We Can Tell That A Good Name Is Better Than Riches By Those Who Prefer The Riches.

When You Consider What A Chance Women Have To Poison Their Husbands, It's A Wonder There Isn't More Of It Done

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.