Some People Pay A Compliment

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.

It's What A Fellow Thinks He Knows That Hurts Him.

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.

Every Father Expects His Boy To Do The Things He Wouldn't Do When He Was Young.

Laugh, And The World Laughs With You. Weep, An' It Keeps On Laughin'.