Some People Have Nothing But

Intellectuals Should Never Marry; They Won't Enjoy It; And Besides, They Should Not Reproduce Themselves.

Golf May Be A Hussy, But I Love Her.

I Wish I Could Stand On A Busy Corner, Hat In Hand And Beg People To Throw Me All Their Wasted Hours. If All You Can See Is Your Shadow, You're Blocking Your Own Light. If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Perhaps Have More Actual Troubles But I'd Have Fewer Imaginary Ones.

Women Give Us Solace, But If It Were Not For Women We Should Never Need Solace.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.