Some Say He Never Blinks,

Telling People At A Dinner Party You Drive A Nissan Almera Is Like Telling Them You've Got The Ebola Virus And You're About To Sneeze.

In The Olden Days I Always Got The Impression That Tvr Built A Car, Put It On Sale, And Then Found Out How It Handled. Usually When One Of Their Customers Wrote To The Factory Complaining About How Dead He Was.

You Have City Centre Pubs Where Men Go To Meet Girls, Not Realising That All Girls In City Centre Pubs Have Thighs Like Tug Boats And Morals That Would Surprise A Zoo Animal.

If You Go Through The Pearly Gates Backwards In A Fireball, That's A Cool Way To Die!

I Have A Pathological Terror Of Falling Through Ice. I Nearly Drowned Once. I Fell Off A Boat And Got A Cramp, And Was Rescued By An Oil-rig Diver, A Great Bear Of A Man Who Simply Leant Into The Water And Scooped Me Out With One Finger.