Somebody Hits Me, I'm Going

Every Time I Think About Changing A Diaper, I Run A Little Bit Harder And A Little Bit Faster To Make Sure I Can Afford A Nanny Until My Daughter's Old Enough To Take Care Of That Herself.

I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch... She's Already Got A Clock Over The Stove.

Yeah Ernie, Its Called Defense, I Mean I Wouldn't Know Anything About It Personally But I've Heard About It Through The Grapevine.

I Like To Help Poor People Who Got No Chance. If Rich People Don't, Who Will? Not Other Poor People, That's For Sure.

I’d Rather Have A Gay Guy Who Can Play Than A Straight Guy Who Can’t Play.