Sometimes I Underestimate The Magnitude

I Have A Hard Time Believing Athletes Are Overpriced. If An Owner Is Losing Money, Give It Up. It's A Business. I Have Trouble Figuring Out Why Owners Would Stay In If They're Losing Money.

People Think I Hate Billy Martin. I Don't. I Hate Some Of The Things He Did. And I Will Say I Don't Understand Him. Billy Martin Is Not An Intellectual, But There Is A Cunningness To Him That Is Something To Behold.

Home Run Hitters Strike Out A Lot.

Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

Please God, Let Me Hit One. I'll Tell Everybody You Did It.