Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

Just Like Every Other Kid In My Grade School, I Was Listening To My Little Radio Plug In My Ear When Mickey Mantle Hit 18 Post-season Homers And Won Series After Series For The Yankees. I Listened And I Learned From That. I Think He Was The Original 'mr. October,' But Thank God It Didn't Stick.

Hitting Is Better Than Sex.

Sometimes I Underestimate The Magnitude Of Me.

October: That's When They Pay Off For Playing Ball.

The Only Reason I Don't Like Playing In The World Series Is I Can't Watch Myself Play.