Sometimes If A Script Is

I’d Rather Look Chubby On Screen And Like A Person In Real Life.

"i Was Just Like A Pathological Liar When I Was A Kid. I Think I Just Wanted To One-up Somebody. Somebody Would Be Like, 'oh, God, My Legs Hurt.' I'd Be Like, 'your Legs Hurt? I'm Getting Mine Amputated Next Week.' And That's Actually How My Mother Found Out. She Came To School And Somebody Was Like, 'god, That's Such A Shame About Jennifer's Legs.' She Made Me Purge. I Had To Spill Out All Of My Lies. I Was Like, 'i Said That Dad Drove A Barge, And We Were Millionaires, And You Were Pregnant, I Had To Get My Legs Amputated, And I Spayed Cats And Dogs On The Weekends.' Now I Can't Lie.

I Am The Biggest "but Why?" Question Asker.

I Hate People Who Say, "oh, I'm Addicted To Working Out". I Just Want To Punch Those People In The Face.

I Just Went To The Doctor Today, I Got A Chest X-ray Of My Lungs And Discovered That My Breasts Are Uneven.