Sometimes Losing A Pet Is

It's Natural For Humans To Suppress Urges, For When Our Desires Are Left Unchecked They Lead To Broken Relationships, Prison Time, And Forest Fires.

I Like To Make Things, But I Looked At Old Craft Books On Weaving Or Mosaics Or Whatever, I'm Like, 'i Don't Really Know Anything About That Stuff.'

People Always Think I'm Amy Poehler, Which Never Bothers Me. I Mean, Amy Poehler Is Great.

I've Never Done Heroin Or Slept With People For Money Or Anything.

I Love Depressing Movies And Depressing Books.