Somewhere, A Long Way Away,

George Harrison's Passing Was Really Sad, But It Does Make The Afterlife Seem Much More Attractive.

Somewhere, A Long Way Away, People Are Doing Sensible Things Like Mowing Lawns And Digging Gardens.

There Are People Who Travel Because They Want To Push Themselves To Physical Limits, People Who Walk Across Deserts Or Cycle Across The Antarctic - Like Ranulph Fiennes, Who Just Does It Because It's There. And Then There Are People Like Me, Who Are Just Genuinely Curious About The World.

'nice' Means Nothing. Is It Someone Who Doesn't Swear And Shout? I Swear And Shout. 'nice' Sounds Ineffectual.

All I Ask Of Food Is That It Doesn't Harm Me.