Spring Is God's Way Of

To Exercise Is Human; Not To Is Divine.

A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.

Wait'll Next Year! Is The Favorite Cry Of Baseball Fans, Football Fans, Hockey Fans, And Gardeners.

Humor Starts Like A Wildfire, But Then Continues On, Smoldering, Smoldering For Years.

In Prehistoric Times, Mankind Often Had Only Two Choices In Crisis Situations: Fight Or Flee. In Modern Times, Humor Offers Us A Third Alternative; Fight, Flee - Or Laugh.